Panda-monium

 

A Panda walks into a luxurious restaurant and orders the best meal in the house.

While drinking his cappucino, the bear asks for his check, which the waiter promptly brings to him.

The Panda scrutinizes the check very carefully, then deliberately pulls out a gun, aims at the waiter, and shoots him on the spot.

The Maitre De rushes over and demands an explanation for such uncivilized behavior.

The bear pushes the Maitre De out of the way, and gruffly said, "I'm a Panda. Look it up."Then he walks out the door.

The Maitre De rushes to the dictionary, and looks up the word Panda: A bear-like animal, that eats, shoots, and leaves.

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