A Redneck's Guide to Computer Terms

 

LOG ON: Loading up the woodstove

LOG OFF: Tamping down the woodstove

DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the truck

MEGAHERTZ: What you get if you aren't careful when downloading

FLOPPY DISK: Ailment caused by carrying too much firewood

HARD DRIVE: What you do in the truck in the winter

CHIP: Potato snack often served with pretzels and beer

MICRO-CHIP: Found in the bottom of the chip bag

MOUSE: critter that the cat chases

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: What you use, when describing the size of the fish you caught

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